Harry Potter Kinkfest

Title: An Idiot's Guide to Crossing the Road
Author: who_la_hoop
Prompt Number: #266 submitted by birdsofshore (Snape really likes Muggle lollipop ladies. Consequently he spends a lot of time crossing the road.)
Kink Showcased: Uniform kink (lollipop person/crossing guard)
Rating: NC17
Pairing(s): Harry/Draco, Harry/Draco/Snape
Summary: Snape can't really be alive . . . can he? But why is someone with his face lurking about around a certain lollipop lady? When Harry and Draco discover the truth, it's possible their lives will never be the same again.
Content Notes/Warnings: EWE. Live!Snape (being dead puts a crimp on your sex life, after all). H/D established relationship. Sort of public sex. Threesome. Unattractive uniforms. Mild spanking. Wanking. Blow jobs. Bad jokes.
Word Count: ~10,000
Author's Notes: I am not quite sure what genre this fic is. It's a bit cracky. But also a bit dirty. So, er, dirt-crack! Or crack-dirt, if you prefer. Either way, the blame for this can firmly be placed with Mr Birds, who prompted this in jest. Though maybe a teensy-weensy bit of the blame can be appointed to birdsofshore, for not disciplining her man firmly enough. Let them both serve as the Awful Example – never prompt anything unless you actually want to read it :D
PS. I have modified the pairing, to suit the 'plot', so apologies to anyone who was looking forward to Snape shagging a Muggle lollipop lady, you'll have to put up with the multiple cocks instead.
PPS. THIS is a lollipop lady outfit . . .


( An Idiot's Guide to Crossing the Road – Part 1 of 2 )