Harry Potter Kinkfest

Title: Life Lessons
Author: mypetelephant
Prompt Number: 130 submitted bythusspakekate
Kink Showcased: Tribadism/Scissoring
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Fleur/Pansy
Summary: Life lessons...or how Pansy learned to stop worrying and hump the right blond.
Content/Warnings: femslash; implied underage het sex; explicit of-age fingering, cunnilingus, and scissoring
Word Count: 11,728
Author's Notes: Massive thanks to thusspakekate for both coming up with the prompt and being a very patient and helpful beta. And the summary was inspired by Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb. It seemed to best encapsulate the story.

I should also thank Cosmo magazine for existing. What it lacks in useful advice, it makes up for by providing a basis for this fic. All references to advice from Cosmo are either inspired by their articles or taken straight from their pages. Underwear scrunchies...they really suggest that.

A note about the timeline: I used the timeline from the movie to decide when Draco gets turned into a ferret.




( Life Lessons-Part One )